Not that controlling food intake and/or weight is not a method that cult leaders may use to control their members, but having watched both of these docs, and also recently watching the one on Heaven’s Gate, I think another reason weight and diet control is so common in cults is that there is the need/tendency of cult…

I know that god loves me & would never want me to deprive myself of beer & barbecue, or tacos 

“I cannot imagine Pete authentically choosing to wear Skims all on his own.”

What’s the deal with donkey punches? I’m not a donkey. I’m not punching a donkey. Who came up with this term? 

That’s because you know that Toucan Sam fucks.

Naw, the tomatoes will be fine. That’s going to be a pretty decent homestyle chili.

The vet told me last year when I got my cat keeping my cat on dry would be good with wet as treat. He would eat both. Now he is more favorable to dry. She said it helps keep his teeth clean. I feed him mostly, Blue Buffalo, which is grain-free. He loves freeze-dried chicken for treats. He is just over a year old now.…

Yes, Momo seems like she is being treated quite cruelly. She used to go outside but now doesn’t like it out there.

If I wanted to associate with someone like this...

Just an irk of mine is that after you ask a question to siri or google and they answer it still listens after so I always say thank you and it never says you’re welcome or even acknowledges that I’ve said it.

If I may make one small correction?
This sentence should read:

if people are cheering when you wreck a car you are either in stock car racing or have been a huge douche nozzle in traffic.

FLATS FLATS FLATS FLATS CAPITAL LETTERS FLATS FLATS!!!!

If I was not currently teaching and seeing my class numbers drop this week from 25 students per class to 10 or fewer, I would agree with you.

Can we just please be done with mask mandates?

This brings back memories. In my storied broadcasting career I lived all over, including a stint in Charlottesville, VA, where affordable/inexpensive rental properties are thin on the ground (you’ll find this in municipalities that have prestigious schools and wealthy-er residents). I managed to find a cottage in the…

“On second thought, no, he really did die. And we killed him!”

What’s with the white nationalist haircut too?

A more callous person would say his analogy doesn’t have a leg to stand on...

I went to Chicago last year for a food tour.

First thing I ate was Italian beef sandwich from Al’s Beef followed by dinner at Alinea.