Don’t start none, won’t be none. 

Hard agree. The movie should have just established Barbara and Diana being already friends for awhile. Then you just amend the dinner scene and insert some subtext of jealousy (maybe a dude hits on Diana and ignores Barbara at the very least) and your off to the races. Hell use some of that bloated runtime to flashback…

Google it. See what happens.

Agreed, but he continues to work and bring in $$, and I watched Downton Abbey and know these castles need some serious financing to keep going. 

Let me see what I can come up with.

You drink like all the other suburban moms and watch as your kid becomes a real estate agent and then gets arrested for butchering hookers and eating them. Box of wine anyone?

I take my advice from Frank Sinatra, who once said “I feel sorry for people that don’t drink because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they’re going to feel all day.” 

Because you’re afraid of the creeping sense of panic that might set in if you don’t dull your senses?

Mind...blown!

So this sits “on the grounds” of Bedminster Golf Club? Is it then owned by the club and can it be seized and sold along with any other assets in bankruptcy or criminal prosecutions?

No dice. Joan’s tapped into some crude, hacky, antisocial simulacrum of when Jezebel and Deadspin used to swap mastheads for a week, and it’s unfortunately working to draw bunches of slideshow rage clicks from Jalopnik.

This is right.

Nigella’s toast goes very well with Delia’s boiled eggs. 

You had me at walk into the sea

TIL Doucheistan is a country.

Jerry Seinfeld dated a high schooler at age 38.

I don’t think that’s fair - I have friends who went through a years-long messy, expensive divorce and the things Mom told the kids about Dad were horrendous and false. Years later, as young adults, they told Dad about those things and managed (somehow) to restore their relationship. But it wasn’t without years of…

Bitch is so far in the closet he’s talking to Aslan.

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

I think the wigs on The Americans were supposed to be kinda bad because they were used by the characters, so they wouldn’t have access to top notch wig makers? Also, 70s-80s wigs as opposed to 2000s wigs? And Sydney’s wigs were funky fun wigs so they could look silly.