Is this because everyone in Utah is quarantining together in the same compounds?

And now we have learned that the state of Utah is bringing them back.

I’ve never seen a child with abs. If you see a child with abs please call cps.

A favourite memory is Kurt Vonnegut on TV calling him ‘Jerry’... cause he used to be Jerry Rivera... and he was unfaithful to Kurt’s daughter. Cold hatred from a gentle man.

[Insert “if Obama wished Takeshi69nine well” here]

I hate the phrase “Eating clean.” The idea that certain foods are dirty and others are cleaner just seems like a straight up eating disorder-fueled idea.

Sadly, his marriage wasn’t that stable.  Apu did have a fling with the Squishee drink rep.

Oh………my god……… You’re right……… This is absolutely going to happen…

Love is dead for real now.

I used to have a WJ-III coffee mug, so you could literally put Woodcock-Johnson on your lips.

“He couldn’t have taken a cognitive test, because they don’t have those tests. Also, I took a cognitive test and did very well.”

“That’s a cat!”

THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A COWBOY.

I was in an all-white hardcore band called Gaschamber for 10 years. We played tons of shows and had lots of fans, but we could never figure out why everyone in the audience was bald and had Nazi tattoos. Our most popular song was called “Third Riker”—it was about a transporter accident on Star Trek, but those bald…

This week: Batwoman battles aphids.

This van in which she lives... is it, perhaps, down by the river?

I have been teaching for 15 years and every year I get sick. Usually a head cold, stuffed up nose, post nasal drip, coughing, etc., that usually lasts anywhere from 2-4 weeks, depending on the season (start of November and early Spring are the worst). On top of that, I have a pre-existing condition (heart issues,…

Cruella deVos wants schools open again so her Charter schools can charge their annual fees. (Whether the kids actually turn up or not is not her problem...)

This is a response I wrote to a lady on Facebook who was saying, “Of course schools should reopen” First teachers in New York contracted the virus prior to the closing of schools. 72 NYC educators died of Coivd-19 in the early stages of the pandemic in the US. Second I think we should listen to actual…

Word to his mother