I really don’t think the plot of Cats is that complicated. Here, I’ll show you.
Your cavity, my cavity, Elba is designed for everyones cavity!
“...you go home to kids you don’t know.”
I was thinking BF (“He has also apologized to the LGBTQ+ community”)
sir this is a wendy’s
So...Is coming out next?
As a woman who has never been considered fuckable a day in her life, I can’t tell you what happens when a fuckable woman becomes unfuckable. I CAN tell you that being unfuckable since puberty is kind of like showing up way early to a party no one wants to attend and then waiting around for other people you know to…
I get the impression that for Keaton, dating and Mwah-Mwah is about romance and she’s not interested in that. She just wants to fuck and to that I say, more power to her.
No dates because she boards her studs therefore does not need to feed them.
Upon completion, Campbell celebrated by viciously attacking a flight attendant.
For me being in a lioness suit would be more empowering than any lingerie, but then again I am known among my social circles to be, “a real fucking weirdo.”
*There is no one named “Balls On Your Forehead.”
My buddy will eat chocolate/candy in front of his toddler daughter, after denying her the same. When she squawks, he’ll retort with a Christopher Hitchens quote “The essence of tyranny is not consistency, it is capriciousness.”
Osaka has to take some pride in knowing that she crushed Serena in a grand slam final to the point that Serena flipped her shit on her racket and the ump. Then she felt so bad that she sent an apology letter.
Somewhere in a dusty attic in south Jersey, there's a portrait getting prettier and more dignified.
Shouldn’t you be off dying horribly in a fire somewhere.
If you were Barron, would you ever go on the internet?
Sir, this is an Arby’s