The crowd really went cuckoo for Coco Gauff.

I’m just mad that this will be yet another version of TLM where she’s not in constant, horrible pain whenever she’s got feet.

Ashamed to admit I’m a Teen Mom fan, but since I am...

Everyone can stop cosplaying now. Gollum and Smaug in the mo cap suits wins cosplaying forever

I feel like Jen Kirkman is sending some new headshots to SNL and preparing to campaign for Marianne.

This is how a lot of people described Ron Paul- sane, maybe even a bit refreshing for 30 seconds then a sharp right off a cliff and free fall to Crazy Town

Did anyone else read “science and spirituality” as Scientology? I mean, good for stopping the cutting, but eeeek! if it means e-meters and Sea Org instead. 

A-rod backing down at the slightest pushback, quelle suprise

Not a problem if you like organ meats. Nobody touches your stuff after they see a plastic container full of kidneys.

Canal Fulton, Ohio. June 8, 2019. I was participating in an ultramarathon relay with a group of friends. The goal was to have the team reach (and surpass if they want to) 100 miles, one 5-mile lap at a time. I was on an 8-person team and we also had two 4-person teams in the event.

This chicken is no more! ‘E ‘as ceased to be! ‘E’s expired and gone on to meet ‘is maker!  ‘E’s a stiff!  Bereft of life, ‘e rests in peace!  If you ‘adn’t nailed ‘im to the perch, ‘e’d be pushin’ up the daisies! ‘Is metabolic processes are now ‘istory! ‘E’s off the twig!  ‘E’s kicked the bucket, ‘e’s shuffled off…

Simple solution, put cloves in a longish cup and place cup upside down on a coaster or ramekin and shake vigorously for 2-3 minutes. Garlic will just come right out the skin and no need to even touch the stuff, dead ass.

If you look at the polling, about 12 of the democrats running are whipping Trump.  I think Deez Nutz is 5 ahead right now 

• Maine legalized medically assisted suicide, the third state to do so this year. [ABC News]

I don’t know about this advice- if you never leave your apartment, how can you possibly be seen walking back to your apartment with a grocery bag that has a baguette prominently sticking out the top?

It didn't work for Kim and Kanye

Plus so many brands have introduced a sparkling water - Dasani, Poland Spring, etc. And Polar’s flavors are more fun.