Dear England:

Gonna use this again.  We should be using his middle name more often.  

I’m looking around the house and realizing that after 26 years of marriage there isn’t a single thing that is just his other than his clothes. Nothing comes into the house that we don’t both agree on. Well except for his mom’s antique glass cabinet but that’s filled with my stuffed animal collection so..... 

“Mmmmm, I’ve never even thought about putting raisins in my potato salad before.  You’re so clever Karen!”

Well, look at Switzerland over here...

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Good Rib-Eye Friday, I like that.

I mean, really! What’s wrong with “If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?” or “Are you from the islands? Because Jamaican me crazy!” Why not start her off with a nice “Did it hurt when you fell all the way from Heaven?” MUST we always go stampeding straight for the dick??

Louis CK’s South American tour is not off to a promising start.

I first heard about the recall of these on the local news, and when they showed a picture of it, I couldn’t understand how anyone could think this was something that would be safe to place a child in. It looks inherently top-heavy and unstable, and just at a glance I can see at least half a dozen ways it could kill an…

he looks like capt. kangaroo!

Jon basically being forced to take the throne and it alienating his remaoning family and friends just seems so in line with everything weve5seen (and read) thus far- having the “winner” be someone who doesn’t want it and having said “win” cost everything the he actually wants (family). 

-100, can never eat crab again.

Last shot of the series is Sansa sitting on the Throne, and her Hand (Tyrion? Davos?) says “The Iron Bank representative is here to see you”. 

How to tell when your bread dough has risen:

Yeeesss! Honestly, why touch people at all? Or at least, ask first FFS!

Now, now. Meghan has a chin and a spine, so she clearly cannot be a Trump.

Or an entire meal of just two ingredients: Whiskey and Cheez-Its.