SD is diverse in what you want to get out of a trip there.

If you like Beer, you’ll love San Diego. If you love beer, you’ll probably consider moving there.

And I recommend Lucha Libre Taco Shop.  Awesome Place.

Go to Las Hadas for Carne Asada Fries and Adobo Wings

I want Ayra to kill everyone and then she pulls off her face and she’s Sean Bean.

In my alternate universe, John Wick is real and Eric and Jr. just killed his dog and stole his Mach 1.

That video is what happens when Ansel Elgort stops answering his calls.

The 40+ hour work week is ridiculous and it’s time it was abolished.

Well, historically some peoples have found it convenient to ferment food to store it - basically leave it laying around until a few weeks after the really bad bacteria have been driven out by some other rot, which wasn’t as poisonous. Not sure where I’m going with this metaphor.

I  call Mel’s latest hair color “The Creeping Ivanka.”

He hasn’t yet had an opportunity to interview all five candidates. One of them doesn’t get off shift at McDonald’s until almost 10 pm, and another one has been grounded by his mom until he starts paying rent.

I’ll warm up the crowd:

Cowboy-hat wearing WalMart yodeler. I think we know what kind of adult this kid is going to grow up to be.

The best Christmas song is Father Christmas by The Kinks, you narc.

So not technically an apartment, but now-Mr. BallOfStress and I, along with my male bff and a random guy from out school we met off of Craigslist (back in the day)...It was a truly great house, in a sketchy neighborhood, but the price was right. We ignored the fact that the landlord was obviously a few cards short of…

“Jamil did not hold back, tweeting that she hopes ‘all these celebrities shit their pants in public’ and going on to explain that all the teas really do is ‘give you diarrhea, which then gives you a flatter tummy for a day.’”

I guess they support single-payer law care.

I agree that we can’t fault her for where she was sent, but when she sends her daughter to the 21st century equivalent...

Overheard at Naomi Campbell’s table

Correction: His abs were the best thing in Blade: Trinity.

I like the mix, but will try roasting instead of steaming/sautéing the fresh beans this year. Thanks!