Being in the midwest, I have ordered sweetbreads on a work lunch before. This involves explaining to coworkers that I’m not, in fact, ordering a Danish. If you get the chance, I highly recommend it. I prefer it to foie gras, but realize that might make me weird. 

This was a really fun read. My name is Mackenzie Newcomb + I work for Petrossian caviar (i’m in charge of their social) + you made some great points here! Though I will say, crème fraîche> cream cheese > sour cream! Good to know about the Annie’s Mac + Cheese. I’ll have to try that :) If you ever want to do another…

Counterpoint: Beluga on wieners ON Pringles

The only answer:

Shit. What are we going to rename the ‘Ding Dong' with??

I think for a lot of outside observers some of these ‘too much mom’ things don’t come across as being too involved in their kid’s lives - and homeschooling is a great example here - it comes across as ‘I literally only trust myself and myself alone to do right by my child. Everyone else will screw them up and hold…

“Take my credit card to the hedge fund. I’ll meet you at the martini store.”- Jason, The Good Place

One of the early selling points for Facebook was that people you went to high school with can reach out to you.

Alternate title for this article:

MAGA = My Attorney Got Arrested

They’ll take my alcohol when they pry it from my cold, drunk hand.

T...time to die? Please?

Is it wrong that I wish GlaDOS would take SHS and everyone that’s a part of 45's posse and drop them in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center?

He won’t snitch, he’s expecting a pardon from trump. 

Those of us in the permagreys salute you.

That this is an issue makes me think her union is damn near worthless. Wife & I both teach, both in city we grew up in and have run into students, parents etc. and yes, in some social settings. But a lot of my coworkers esp older teachers feel like you; they’ve talked about being constantly looking for exits when they…

“Salty, I normally tip very well, but this waitress was very rude to me and my dog. My dog had an accident and shit all over the floor. Then my waitress clumsily tripped over him, giving him a bruise in his side, he reacted by giving her a warning by nipping her on the ankle. She followed that up by cussing me out and…

Who cares if she is doing it naked for money? Kids don’t need to be taught morality, they need to learn math. This is why the USA is increasingly non-competitive worldwide for skilled remote work. No boss cares what you do in your free time, they care if you can program the fucking website.

I quit twitter because it’s a terrible company, but I had an idea at one point to make a Krassenstain Bears account to troll them. I’m a leftist, but those two bug big time.