new materials that will serve as a model for the footwear industry.

It’s what Russian oligarchs get posers who try to be down with them. “No no, you look great, Paul. Like real Bratva. This is the rage in Moscow.”

Damn that’s some whacky conspiracy theorying. Trump is an underground secret superhero, but does a horrible job with his secret identify. Worse than Superman. Cause Trump is obviously Captain Underpants.

Agreed. I can’t get over the creep factor. From the Oprah couch jumping, to the weird CO$ videos, to even the weirdly robotic appearances on Jimmy Fallon (intend, I suppose to ‘humanize’ him) he’s right in the “Uncanny Valley.”

Has TC ever copped to plastic surgery? His face looks totally different now - puffy, a different shape, etc.

I remember when Paul Blart 2 was the number one comedy in the nation the month of its release. That month was March, and that was the only comedy released. Shitty spin doctoring for something that's easily searchable.

It’s extremely weird to me how he seems like SUCH a good guy ... until you get into discussion of his family/romantic relationships or the Scientology thing. Of course the “Tom Cruise Personal Drama!!” gossip shit all comes with the caveat that this is third-party reporting, and we can’t possibly know the true…

I agree.

Huh.. looks like it’s time for second breakfast.

Let’s not forget:

Fuck, I’d be happy just going back to the educational model of the 80s. We’d developed special ed, but weren’t obsessed with testing! We’d de-segregated a lot, and hadn’t re-segregated! We’d developed interesting ideas for comprehensive schools and other cool models, and hadn’t started privatizing! It was the golden…

She bought the defunct Adrienne Vittadini label a while ago, that’s what she’ll sell the clothes under now. She’s not folding, she’s hiding.

Yeah, Blood Feast was by far the most incompetent movie of the bunch. Even Pieces wasn’t that bad because it at least remembered basic direction. Blood Feast was directed like a stage play. There are shots where people just walk into frame and I was flabbergasted that Lewis forgot to even pan over. It’s so fucking…

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

I had plans to take my family to the drive-in tonight, as a matter of fact. Even though I’ll be there to see a Disney superhero movie - the very definition of “indoor bullcrap” - the Shudder app means I may be one of the only people in the world watching this at an actual drive-in, under the stars, as God intended. 

and looking down his nose at friends who enjoyed watching Jeopardy

When you are whiter than top shelf cocaine. 

“They’re never going to get married because they think marriage is too mainstream,” the source said.

You can tell she’s a Communist because she publicly owned that show.