It’s this guy
Green Lantern
Never forget.
I would encourage Argento to sue him. It’s time we start classifying conspiracy theories as a form of defamation.
The first Purge will be so glamorous!
Crotch-bunching is THE WORST. Also, I end up getting razor burn because of it. TMI but whatever.
I’m still unsure about whether big loose dresses or big loose crop pants are cooler. The dresses give more air; the crop pants stop my legs from touching each other.
Oh, also--I have a leather couch. So yet another reason to eschew shorts while not giving a fuck about how my legs look.
Ahh but most shorts cause the dreaded chub-rub. And why they gotta get all bunchy in the crotch? Give me a big shapeless trapeze dress or kaftan to swan around in, thank youuuuu.
Shorts pants are for children, the beach, or your own backyard. Nowhere else, no exceptions.
Klaus O worked for the firm for 38 years, calling him “conspicuously inconspicuous.”
There’s a 100% chance Ivanka never read the report and only put her name on it.
SCOTUS’ new collective attitude seems to be: Fuck all y’all.
My ass is the reason I can’t do most things.
I have INJURED myself taking off my sports bra by punching myself in the mouth as I struggled with a form-fitting garment designed to basically never come off once it gets sweaty. Name one thing men routinely wear that can cause injuries. And I didn’t even get into blisters from high heels, that thing when a pencil…
Remember that line in Guardians of the Galaxy where Chris Pratt says it’s lucky they don’t have a black light because his ship would look like a Jackson Pollack painting?
There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.