Why the vitriol? He’s not obligated to sell it for what anyone else thinks it’s worth. Who knows, maybe you just connected him with that one buyer who dreamed of an Electron Blue Pearl EM1 in high school. 

Tell your co-worker the weather would be nicer if he’d move out of that volcano he’s living in 🙄. Low of 80f and a high of 92f for the next 7 days in Cebu, Philippines. Typical for this time of year.