Sounds like the kickstarter game that was pitched on being a 90s-style platformer has turned out to be a 90s-style platformer. I’m absolutely blown away.

And you know fucking nazi princess thinks she is Grace Kelly or some shit. Like, bish, plastic surgery, never having to lift a manicured finger, and a full time glam squad does not a timeless beauty make, ok?

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

You might be in the minority here; I can’t stand her and as an actress.

“Trump is acting like someone who was caught.”

I theorize it’s because he can’t actually masturbate due to the unusually small size of his dick.

So this is the next best thing.

He needs the ego gratification of the large crowds.

My husband often asks what kind of car I’d want if we had unlimited money for cars. I think I’d get a Honda with a hatchback, because my dogs are big and it would be easier than the sedan I’m driving.

But it would still be a Honda. That kind of wealth does not compute.

Part of what should be taken into consideration is Trump’s tendency to say the opposite of the truth or to claim that what is evidently true about himself or his own administration is actually true of others (either way, we call this “lying”).

Because you are born transgender. She was born white.

So true!

I want to see more politicians getting reamed during town halls. That shit is good for the soul.

I’d like to think getting a few good people in to this goat rodeo would help but look how they treated Sally Yates. Anyone who won’t fall in line and tell any lie they give you is just asking to be outright fired. And even if you aren’t fired, who knows what tomfoolery will go on to ruin your good name? I guess we’ll…

It’s like some friends told them how funny they were when they geeked out about true crime, so they decided to turn it into a podcast. And didn’t do a lot to prepare for it. Sure, my best friend and I can really geek out when talking about certain topics in the legal field, but no one wants to listen to a podcast of…

Yes Yes Yes! And when they don’t know facts and are completely nonchalant about it...NO. Look the facts up before you start. I don’t listen to podcasts so I have to do research to figure out what the case was about.

Ugh, I feel the same way. And they spend too much time talking about nonsense before getting to the story. I finally stopped trying.

this new reboot of the west wing sucks

Yeah, he needs to live and he needs to fail HARD. Like the most anyone has ever failed at anything, the mere Trump name needs to be synonymous with epic disaster ala the Hindenburg or the Titanic. He needs to fail so hard that it takes his whole stupid movement down with him, forces the racists and bigots and…

I’ve known exactly two people in my life who did not fuck their spouses before they got married (both were actual virgins). Both were divorced within a few years because of sexual incompatibility.

Wow. Aren’t you a horrible piece of shit. You see a woman who has lived in this country since she was 14, being deported in front of her children and all you can think about is “breaking the law”. When laws are more important than human beings, then the laws are nothing more than oppression. Don’t hide behind the…