“What state are the dogs in?”

Listen, if your airplane is on the highway, I’m ready to call that your fault.

Like when my aunt called her company.

The Lexus driver did all he could to avoid the crash. He even deployed his air brakes. 

Did the plane crash into the car or did the car crash into the plane?

I had a dealership try to pull the “hide the keys” trick on me once.

All because they probably wanted to make a quick thousand or two. What a great deal!

The customer then contacted Mr. Whitney’s firm and they were able to settle the case with the dealership for $100,000.

username checks out.

Hide the keys is old school dealership bullshit.

“Dunder Mifflin Chevrolet, may I help you?”

You need to learn a lot more about how politics works because you clearly don’t understand anything. That’s all there is to it. Bernie isn’t even far left if you go anywhere but the USA. Biden would be a conservative if he was a Canadian politician. 

Lol wut. Looney left...He sicced the SEC on Robinhood investors and defended wall street in less than 24 hours. GTFOH. What could possibly make you think that?

He has said on a televised interview that he wouldn’t defund the police but would increase funding.

I don’t really get the hate for these vehicles. These fill the same market role that the Corolla, Civic, and others filled a decade or two ago - they are cheap and reliable transportation for normal people who just want a car. A lot of people like sitting up higher and having more cargo space, and now you can do that…

I bet they gave him a stern torquing to.

I love how people shit on wallstreetbets for being the immature, emotional id of investing, meanwhile the Dow drops 2% just because Kim Jong-un hasn’t been seen for 3 weeks

Same thing happened with AMC, too. I bought some unaware of this nonsense and was able to realize a healthy profit because of these finpunks. Thanks for the ribeye dinner, jokers!

Bless these diamond-fisted boys