Don’t hate Apple, hate their customers.

I don’t know a thing about bikes but I loved his articles.

I’ll take a white with blue stripes.

I hope this never dies.

THEY’RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR!

Dibs on the engine.

Can we also get Jalopnik on Snapchat?

Love it.

Pics or it didn’t happen

I get a bit behind because of that.

Ass... Squeezing... Tight walls...

No.

MOVING, NEED TO SELL ASAP

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2:33, good job, officer!

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