The employees started S2000ing because they were told a CR-V would CBR1000RR the N-Box, wait, am I doing this right?

Sounds familiar.

“Leaky”

If only they sold it in NY:

What next, a Ford in a fjord?

and you know it’d be a single word

He’s not surely. And don’t call him Joking. Take your Yoda-speak out of here!

Should add this in case: some time after commenting, I meant to delete “kys” but it was too late to edit. SUICIDE ISN’T FUNNY, GUYS.

Daaamnnn LOL

FEEL THE BERN!

it will be worth 10,000 when im done with it

And an NYC GP!

It’s a Mini thing. You would not understand, old chap.

#savage

“To make the tune go backwards, you could still drive the car forwards.”

The new model, it’s gonna be great, you’re gonna love it. We’re going to do it real nice, and it’s gonna be great. You’ll love it. It’s gonna be improved and you’re gonna love it, and it’s gonna be great, and the sales figure will be YUUUGE.

Well you’re one of our certified graphics masters, aren’t you?

What about the non-American version?

#CALLTHEFASHIONPOLICE