How is he going to drop his kids off at the pool now?

According to the CPD and the NSA, here’s what Michael originally typed up:

Shameless self plug

It’s an international math competition.

Yes sir, it was indeed sarcasm.

Can I buy one and put Lexus badges on it?

Can I send you the Scion auto show brochures instead? I want a Jalopnik sticker or ten.

yes fam

Should be worth noting that apparently Paul wanted the series to make a u-turn (Get it? Haha! Ha! Guys?) and go back to being about cars, and it seems it might just happen.

You already died.

If they recorded horizontally, we wouldn’t have seen anything at all.

They sell tons of Berlinetta Boxers anyway.

I am MOE the Batman

Scrolling up and down repeatedly over the second picture is trippy.

Good, this means I can buy 2.

MIND IF I HELP??!?!??/11/////////////

Seriously, did you hear how hard the Aston was working to keep up with the van?! Amazing!