The sorcery in F1 a few years back was the blown diffuser, on the bottom of the car.

The GT-R R35.

Blown spoiler? Is that even a thing? Or did the exhausts just happen to be placed here?

Is that the Morgan’s Size Three Heeler?

Time for me to earn a 6.0 GPA, learn 8 more languages, master underwater basket weaving, be able to walk on water, and develop the world’s loudest fart, because I won’t get a job otherwise.

This GIF is perfect.

Our agent drove a white RX. I guess this is TRUE. The agent for the people who were selling the house to us drove a white... GLK. Same thing, right?

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I tried my best.

In the city 25 is fine because the roads are narrow, short, and full of pedestrians. But out in Brooklyn where the streets are usually longer, wider and less populated? 25 is too slow for big streets.

Mmm I want this...

I walk a lot and try to work out. I always walk/run up/down stairs. I can eat a lot but somehow I never get fat and supposedly I’m still healthy inside.

Why can’t I have abs.

Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn. Ballaban covered this already.

I love this color.

If I see a blue-as-hell Volvo roaming around Brooklyn, can I automatically assume it’s you?

Can I have this blue?

Imgur is what you’re looking for.

But bikes don’t go as fast and don’t sound as awesome and don’t look as cool.