You'll notice this is an idiot engineered comment which is nowhere near the level of an educated engineered comment.

Your parents' former neighbor: "I drive a Corolla."

*Intro theme*

Does the CGT have cupholders?

HYPOCRITE!

HYPOCRITE.

"the little shit" lol

So racing drivers aren't athletes?

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I don't think it's physically possible for a car to slide on its roof for one hour.

Ok, who started Hooptilee? Torch? Orlove? REVEAL YOURSELF.

YOU'RE TIDYING THAT UP

I'm sure there's worse.

And Prius owners!

DAMN IT DOUG

WHAT HAPPENED THERE

That's scary. Anyways, do cops drive better than taxi drivers? If yes, then this taxi cop car will be easily noticeable, as it will be the only taxi that doesn't drive like an asshat.

I think it's a terrible jab at Asians...