OMG I haven’t seen this guy in years! lol What was his name?

evilfacelessturtle buy your screen name I'm guessing your Mitch McConnell.......

My God. I can’t remember the last time I saw Strong Bad.

You don’t recognize a picture of the President?

I’m always amazed when they give Mazda free marketing by referring to their barely implemented engine as a holy grail. Add in every weird, but not necessarily good, old car with a manual, and it starts to come off as weird. 

Maybe Harley should try making an SUV?

Donald Trump, is that you?

It’s shiny, rare, and holds liquid. Close enough.

Don’t, it’s a collector’s item!!!! Sell it on ebay in five years and make money!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m pouring out an ice cold can of Rich Energy tonight in your honor. You will be missed.

GRAD SCHOOL CAN ONLY LAST SO LONG PLEASE COME BACK WE’LL MISS YOUR BLOGS

These were done at crosswalks not at an intersection which I think explains a lot. 

So, what I’m hearing is that these are going to be bargain buys in about a decade?

Those spoilers, dirt track, and Grand Turismo 2 immediately reminds me on this car,

I bet he can hear everybody’s in-car radio with that antenna.

I used to work for a publisher. We loved top puff out our chest and brag about how our books were Sequentially Paginated.

No mention of USB-C quickcharging for my vape?!

Pass.

Great news overall. I’m specifically looking forward to what the base WRX makes power-wise. You know.. the one with the livable suspension, no big silly wing, and no boy-racer carbon fiber (faux usually) crap on the inside or out. Here’s to hoping for 350ish hp and 300+ torqies in the base WRX!!