Speaking of trolling

He can’t possibly be *that* stoned.

TRUMP: “Jeff needs to look into whoever did it!”

It’s gonna be funny when the Times releases the original copy of the letter and there are fudge covered elf hand prints all over it.

Nobody in Silicon Valley drug tests. 

Okay, but I can’t wait to read the comments on The Root’s piece about Obama going INNNN on Trump and the Republicans this morning. Dis gon’ be good.

“Maybe I should stop being such a dick”

When you finally figure out the first plant you’re gonna grow on Mars:

Where’s the battery pack and coil on this ?

It was a misquote. They meant to say that she was “full of shit”

Nobody gives a shit about JD Power.

There’s a lot more detail coming out in the comments in the Reddit thread about this (the person who posted the thread claims to know some inside info), but apparently her keys were still in the door after she shot him, and two neighbors say she was knocking on the door for some time demanding that he open it. So it…

When you figure it out, let me know too

HOW, SWAY

Stupid infinite scroll.

I usually wonder how many of those people just re sub on the next stream to get their name shown

I....I can’t top this story. You win Jellopicnic for the day.

I got rear ended by a woman who was on her phone. She got out, didn’t want to call the cops... or give me her info... or anything. Just wanted to leave. She hit me hard enough that he radiator was cracked and leaking fluid and my bumper was hanging on by only a single clip. No airbags luckily.

I call the cops, they…