I can only imagine the dinner party discussions you’d have are like:

I knew a guy in high school that could do it in six.

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

That coyote now knows speeds the likes of which only roadrunners have known in the past.

Classic case of misinterpretation. That’s not what people mean when they say, “Install a Coyote up front.”

I think they changed that a few hours after they got openly shamed for it.

Remember, y’all: don’t be stupid. Be like Dwight.

Your cat flies an A-Wing, I take it?

Sheesh that’s a pretty car.

I’ve already filed trademarks on the new sticker.

Never change, Jason. Never change.

When VTEC kicks in:

I can’t help but fantasize about how cool it would be if Tesla re-activated AEB without telling anybody. Let everyone keep thinking that they’re going to have to actually pay attention and be prepared to stop the car themselves.

lol. Not quite the same.

Can’t wait until Tesla experiments with “Boat Mode”

plenty of open parking spaces like the beach.

Get back to work.

Can we use this to lock up the parents of those teens in Ohio who burned that cross for failing to prevent their children from supporting a terrorist organization?