Why buy a mustang when you can buy a Challenger?

Ha! 3 FCA products! Suck it other manufacturers (FORD).

Any self-respecting Texas redneck should be fully capable of holding his own beer and doing that.

Good for that teacher. Fuck that school board.

ran when docked

Hey, they know what they have - no low ballers or tire kickers. Because kicking the tires will result in splashing water.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

As a white dude, WHAT? Who makes a sandwich like that?

Cinema sins used to be good, they used to point out funny continuity errors or plot holes, now its just silly crap that mostly is either overly picky or just a flat out misunderstanding of how things work. Its like trying to watch a movie with a 14 year old who thinks all the stuff is dumb and he could do it better.

I wasn’t doing that until now. This is a gamechanger. Day made.

This is the first time I have ever seen a “not all white women” combined with the gymnastics of a #BlackLivesMatter, a 180-degree reverse-racism ending with a white-tears landing. I give it a 9.7, even though the Russian judge might disagree.

I bet you’re all wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today.

Cars are 5 wide by about 15 deep.

YAAAAAY I’M IN THE FRONT ROW!!!! I LOVE BEING A PORSCHE!!!!!! YOU GUYS! YOU GUYS! THIS IS THE BEST! I’M A RAAAAACECAAAAAAR!

All of them. All the hp’s.