I know. You have to put in some work to become a rocket scientist.

its green to me.... starting to think im colorblind

“Causing serious impairment of bodily function” because he broke bones in the 17yo passenger by driving recklessly. Not sure of the extent to f the injuries but a broken (potentially shattered) anything is going to leave you fairly impaired.

Alliteration is always awesome.

thats a very muddy stuffed Charmander

Because they’re idiots.

Being the editor of Jalopnik means you spend a lot of time thinking about Miatas

“It is kind of incredible how, in the Miata’s nearly 30 year history, the company never managed to screw it up.” You literally copied and pasted this from our Slack conversation this morning lol

For Audi, VIN stands for Vehicles w/ Identical Numbers

true but they can also give him a 12 month deal, that would included season 3 if needed make sense.

Double denim disaster? Rubbish. I raise to you the “triple denim disaster”.

Jason!!!!!!!!!!

I voted NP, fuck it, get the blow and let’s party

His poutine must have fallen on the floor.

Meanwhile, behind the wheel

It’s the math. He thinks 11 is less than 6.

Indeed.

Lexus RX SUV.

I blame the owners...