Ray Wert - the guy who starts it all with the call to Dom “Just packed up a real money load and it’s comin’ your way. Look for Rodgers on the side of the truck. Don’t forget my share of the deal.”

Mike Ballaban.....................Dominic Toretto

“You can have any brew you want... as long as it’s a Patrón.”

And, as expected, no turn signals.

1. This is golden. Nobel prize worthy.

I like the “Michael Bay” finish to it.

eh... you kinda answered your own question earlier in the article mate... mk3 jettas are nearly extinct... because they ruled high school parking lots about 15 years ago...

Fast Nine to be a prequel to The Fast & The Furious in which we learn why Jesse’s father was initially in jail.

Jesse’s father to be played by Jean Claude Van Damme. Vin Diesel, the Rock & Jason Statham to star somehow as well.

Official That Guy™ Comment.

Nuclear war is going to prevent the US from being in any kind of shape to have a civil war.

You’re whining that they stopped to let a pedestrian cross the road?

I learned that ice cream is a surprisingly good writing instrument, who knew?

Also, the caption says “Ferrari Vanilla” when the ice cream was clearly either mint or pistachio...

I also like the “maybe I can just drive away from the fire” technique for dealing with it.

1) People get angry about stupidly loud motorcycles all the time. Most of the time the offenders are on Harleys, but not always.

As a cyclist and car enthusiast I know both camps have have their morons.

I can’t stand the wanton disregard for life people who drive cars exhibit towards cyclists that are maybe creating a 10 second delay till a safe spot to pass appears.

On the flip side cyclists hitting mirrors, ignoring traffic laws, and generally…

Its a beautiful “ASS”.