Probably going to go after Cadillac. Probably not going to work.

Happens. But hey, if you’re looking for another proofreader or copy editor...

Excavator be like:

Could we have an actual discussion, maybe? Wouldn’t it be more helpful to explain to people who might not understand how this is not an appropriate way to draw attention to a worthy topic? Instead of mocking and condemning dogmatically, could we explore the ways that this cause could be better served, and educate one…

Just swing by your local VW dealership and they’ll turn that off for you.

Just so I am clear, the best Scions to buy are actually either a Subaru or a Mazda. At this point they should make a crossover based on the HR-V and call it a day.

Is “Eye Catching Miracles of the H-bomb of Justice” too long to be a band name?

Reverse: Happy 90th, John Z.

I totally thought this said Sausage Mode

Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she’ll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend.

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

Free...manicures? That’s the most bizarre and unexpected thing I’ve seen thrown in “free” in a dealer ad in ages.

Thats also Mark Webber and not Jenson, which makes it AWESOME.

1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

After the disenchantment of a full season with Honda engines, Jenson just needed to get away from things Japanese.

she’s going to be a host, not decoration.