“Will someone please tell this schmuck to stop riding the clutch? Also give me treats. Thank you.”
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Assuming the person altering these hasn’t chosen those messages for the lulz (Do people still say that? I’m old), there’s a decent chance they do hate read sites like this to fuel their anger.
Still haven’t let that go.
Oh hey, I completely forgot the Cascada was a thing. Was.
I was looking into a company called Terminus for work the other day. They apparently call their employees Terminators.
Subaru has taught me how to overpay for organic pet food, and how to read a used oil analysis report.
“shit head” and “Sir Poops a Lot.”
I want one. No, seriously. Not only does it make me giggle to look at, but the fact that a BRZ with the rear seats removed would become my practical car makes it even better.
“Is that positive or negative camber on the front right wheel?”
“Yes.”
The real reason Musk is all about those damn tunnels.
I’ve always preferred more nimble cars with around 200 to 300 hp that I can make the most use out of on a back road, but there is a small part of me that wants to lease a new Hellcat for $399 and a half chewed pack of bubblegum per month after incentives. Because fuck it, why not?
Just one more service The Root provides for us generally out of touch with the problem that doesn’t directly negatively affect us white folk.
Just get a 2020 or 2019 WRX STI and put stickier tires on it. Then drive the crap out of it without worrying about miles. The 2019+ has the same engine and transmission changes as the Type RA, which based on the images has the same/ very similar intake and exhaust. Just 31 fewer hp. Unless you really really want an…
Ya know, if they entirely did bits of calling back those fake tech support lines and IRS scam lines that robocall everyone’s mobile, the show might stand a chance.
Best FWD car I’ve ever driven. Absolutely fantastic. Terrible seats, though. I would put a racing seat in it even if daily commuting.
The translation of that is way more amusing than I expected it to be.
Shhhh. I kind of like being mostly forgotten about.
... but neither of the cars are red. :(
Will both of you kindly shut the fuck up? This has nothing to do with either millennials or boomers.