I’ll be honest, when I Googled to see if it was a thing before posting, I had to search a second time for “rotary powered lawn mower”.

9000 RPM push mower. The whole block will love it.

I would totally rock a rotary powered lawn mower.

I have two neighbors that live across the street who are constantly trying to one-up each other. The one has a leased 2016 BMW 528i xDrive, and the other just bought a used 528i of the exact same model and color, but with a few more options. When he came home with it, he was bragging to everyone in earshot about how…

It isn’t a bad looking car, but I had no idea it was a new car until I read the headline.

Says the dude who tried to reply to the author, but replied to a comment instead.

Please tell me that Ballaban was texting Raph telling him to stop.

Let him remain CEO, but ban him from using social media. Probably a more severe punishment to him anyway.

It’s more of a state of being rather than an expression at this point.

Don’t ota with me, davesaddiciton.

So two things we have in common: Both own Subarus and both said the same thing. :-)

... and the listing is gone. :-(

I was thinking the same thing. If Subaru were to put a call out for people to help deliver their cars in their spare time, I’d probably help. Then I realized that I’d never have to do that, and such a tweet or request would never happen, because Subaru pays enough people to do specifically that. Not sales reps, mind. T…

Coming soon to a Meh Car Monday near you.

Yeah, I figured, but that fruit was hanging so low that I just couldn’t resist. :P

Need that engine just to get those wheels moving.

Donkly.

Would he call it the donkest, or donkiest? ‘Cause “donkiest” just sounds... not right.

Neutral: I did for both the WRX STI and BRZ. Even if a used one is stock when you buy it, it probably wasn’t when the previous owner had it. Not to mention that Subarus in general (sans BRZ) hold their value absurdly well, so buying a used one isn’t much of a bargain.

Very possible, and I believe there are also regional differences. I’m not familiar enough with how other companies are run to say, but I believe VPing non-senior management is an American business trait. Like grouping Europe, the Middle East, and Africa together (EMEA) for marketing / management, and often including…