I immediately went to my phone to install Google Maps, just to realize that I left it in the damn car again.

They did exactly the same thing with the DBZ VHS tapes (yes, I’m old) back in the day, and ya damn right I had every one of them. Ended up giving them to a close friend, who still has them to this day. No idea if they still work or not.

I understand it is still under a camo wrap, but to me this is the first car I have ever seen that actually looks better with a front plate.

Hey Jason, I think the Bookface group finally found your article. It only took almost 3 years.

I was thinking this, with the grill cut out.

This makes me genuinely concerned that the President of the United States is going to tweet a dick pic.

Huh, a 2jz swapped widebody version of this exact car is what I used for all of the drift zones in Forza Horizon 3. Obviously not nearly as cool, or even remotely impressive. Still interesting to see exactly the same chassis being used for exactly the same purpose with exactly the same fender flares in reality.

At long last, the red dot will be mine.

I almost made it a full day with adblock disabled for Jalopnik. Then, in this article, an Uber ad started playing with sound. When I clicked the pause button it didn’t stop the video, but did open the Uber website. Jokes on me. So I closed that, muted the sound on the video which did pause it, and then went back to…

Wait, that’s not Doug?!?

Wait, that’s not Doug?!?

Kind of luck out in PA. Since front plates aren’t required, all the legit cop cars have blue line front plates as well. Dead giveaway. At least around here, anyway.

Just looking at that bag makes my teeth hurt. Getting old sucks.

Just looking at that bag makes my teeth hurt. Getting old sucks.

I am exactly the same way. Someone pointed out that a car I was recently considering cost more than half the value of my house, to which my reply was “Yup.” I would have driven the wheels off of it as well.

There is money, FU money, and then “I can actually afford to drive my LaFerrari” money. I guess this guy is just stuck at the FU money level.

Completely agree and feel the exact same way about the online play. While there can be some good racing, generally once you go online Forza becomes a demolition derby. Exploring the map and completing the story/career/festival(?) is always fun in Horizon. Hope it isn’t ruined.

Horizon may be better for you then if you can take the even less realistic driving physics. Or a different game, I’m admittedly a bit limited on experience outside of Forza. For me it is all about the cars, so I don’t mind the same tracks. There are quite a few track variants in 7, and weather options increased to…

For offline play, when FM7 came out it was a bug laden pile of horse shit riding on 4k res (which wasn’t even immediately available) and a huge car selection, while about 20% of the cars were locked behind time-limited events. It has since gotten a lot better and has recently had updates to rework track limits (with…

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True, but if you use race suspension to lower the ride height while keeping the tires stock, those off-roaders are pretty fun to slide around. Not competitive online, if that’s your thing, but fun. If you give them more grip without lowering, all they do is roll.