That I was lying to myself when I said I wasn’t going to modify this one. Although, I probably should have known that already.

“How many spokes should we place on the wheels?”
“All of them.”

I don’t like it either, but for the opposite reasons. I don’t mind the back as much (would have to see it without camo to be sure), but the front kills it for me. That and the old trope of no manual offering.

That was 1/8 throttle.

Did you... did you just friendzone a car company?

I’m pretty sure Kylo is based off of Shredder from TMNT as well.

If you want to be more practical, Mustang or Camaro would do you well. I’ve considered a Mustang several times, but only own the BRZ for weekend duty. While the Mustang is significantly more capable, it isn’t nearly as much fun while alone on a back road.

What better place than a tent to hold a circus?

As the owner of a BRZ and Fiesta ST, you really can’t go wrong with any of the three options you listed.

That was one hell of a rant. Well done.

The best part was that I drove my mother to NC with me, and whenever the car was on battery only she’d start whispering saying that she “didn’t want to wake up the car.”

Same here, only in North Carolina. It was great around town, but once you got on the highway without time to recharge the hybrid system, you realized very quickly that you had a 3700 pound car with something like 120 hp to move it. (I couldn’t find the exact gas engine only hp)

I can’t speak for all companies, but as Pedro S said I know they do for Enterprise. I drove a car from PA to NC for my brother, and rented a car to get back home. Three different Enterprise lots and the only non-SUV they had were Fusion Hybrids. Every single one of them black.

I actually sold Cadillacs in 2002/2003 when these things were new and the EXT just came out. The flexibility of the EXT was way cooler and attracted a lot of attention, but something about the (useless) bed in the Blackwood always made me like it. Probably because every one we saw had a lighting option that made it…

Spot on. Likely from a nearby car rental, using a fake ID.

Thoughts on the Lincoln Blackwood?

There seems to be an awful lot of people taking offense to a comment posted by a joke account with an avatar of FCA’s CEO wearing Groucho glasses.

He better be making helicopter noises while posting.

Wait. Two monsters are talking about making a cake out of children, and your censorship is of the one monster being self-conscious about her weight?

If it fits, it drifts.