If racism was a side effect, which part of the body would it point to? All of it, or would they just give the outline a red ball cap?

... damnit.

Must be a Subaru thing. Even the BRZ has 4. It may be more, but the cover I put over where the back seats used to be also covers where cupholders would have been, and I’m lazy.

Ford Flex, the tissue box of SUVs.

Wait, does 500 model 3s come out to 1500 or 125,000,000?

Super Vehicle Gasoline?

Or couldn’t make the payments after buying it used and throwing all of their money into (or also financing) the blower install.

I’ve always had a soft spot for the Z4, and I completely blame Clive Owen for it.

So $20,000 - $25,000 for a pristine example with 90k, and aftermarket parts do not increase value. Generally they diminish it unless you hold out for just the right (naive) buyer.

This may be one of the few times when the model’s heels actually have less ground clearance than the vehicle.

Take that, Nissan Micra Cup Series!

The only two things that could make that lead image any more Subaru would be bumper stickers and a dog.

I never particularly cared for the stick figure families, but a part of me still wants to get the old lady one, about 100 of the cat ones, and then plaster the rear window of my car.

Credit for having a good sense of humor about it.

HEY EVERYBODY I FOUND THE AUTHOR! Thought you were being clever by claiming to disagree.

$15,000 240P Potato*

Nah, they’re busy cramming an RB26 into a 240z now. Also running (or at least owning?) a restaurant.

Alright, that’s this one out of the way. Now on to soda as windshield washer fluid and/or soda bottles as wipers blades. Round that up with soda as brake fluid (hopefully a low speed test), and finally a drive shaft made of taped together soda bottles.

As an Irishman, I see no issues with either the strut tower brace or the 1000 spf sunscreen in the dark.

Every time I get to the about the author portion of one of your articles, I think “KITTY!” in my head. Every. Damn. Time.