This one is totally different! This time the wheels are melting for some reason.

Vector the Force, Luke. Let it flow through your springs.

One of the reasons I’m holding on to my ‘15 in Performance Blue. Also Holy Shit That’s Green is a brilliant description.

Sadly the color options for 2018s are pretty abysmal. Black, white, grey, and “We’re still cool, honest!” Orange.

My best guess is that it’s a marketing buzzword for progressive rate springs:

They probably should have taken the parking brake off in the Mustang.

Close-up of the featherweight hatch. The Prius comes with more carbon fiber by default than most 86 owners add to their sports cars.

Good call. One or the other you could maybe get away with, but probably not both.

My bad. Kinja made it look like you were replying to the comment about Fiesta versus Focus ST.

Why?

If you don’t need the room, try a Fiesta ST as well (while you still can). About three years ago I drove both a FoST and a FiST, and ended up with the latter. It is slower, it cannot take a corner as quickly, but it is an absurd amount of fun. If you want to go faster (and need the room) get a FoST. If you want to…

Places the pitchfork into the back of his new WRX by opening the rear hatc... oh.

Damn. Those repent emails not only went off the deep end fast, they did a belly flop of added crazy in the process.

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And it damn well better come with a manual transmission.

We may not be, but maybe DragTimes just did.

Ah crap, what am I to do with this then?

Are BMW related turn signal jokes still on the table? Asking for a friend.

If the new one is really bad: Drive up.

Indeed.