Well done Mr. Marks. Well, done.

I came to Deadspin for the news, but I stayed to comment with other people who obviously see Fox Sports as the next destination for Curt Schilling.

It’d be cool if he choked on a chicken bone or something on air, and coughed his way into retirement. Then I’d take the silence.

First, his actual health destroys a trade at the deadline, now, D-Mo’s sloppy body sprains an MVP’s. This is like the basketball version of a reverse Midas’ Touch.

As a likely more-qualified frisbee expert, can still confirm that this qualifies as sick, if not also dank.

I’m so glad you brought this up. We should really be concerned for him too.

I Got A Free iPad Air When I Read This ESPN Article!!! You Can Get One Too!!!

The noise he makes a few times before the Cosby line sounds like what happens when someone picks up my cat and she wasn’t expecting it.

It’s going to be a sad entry in that 5 year-old girl’s memory/diary when she thinks back on that time her dad missed Christmas and New Year’s to drink beer and tailgate in support of the Constitution with his idiot friends in Nowhere, OR.

America’s Team, meet America’s Teen.

It’s hard for me to believe that Nantz and Simms didn’t have a “Talked About” bit worked up for this. I bet Simms was itching to use it.

The NFL: Because face it, your kids need to learn when it’s okay to emotionally manipulate and bully people, and when it isn’t.

And I thought I was a Celtics homer...

Call me crazy, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

8-8 winning the division? Yeah, that’s Big Blue’s corner. You stay off it, America’s Team.

Wishing we could count on the fanbase to be upset about this.

Benny C’s back to bring the knowledge pain!

I'd like to thank Greg Hardy, and really all NFL players like him, for reminding me to question the morality and hypocrisy of my NFL fandom every Sunday.

Wherever Lowe goes is where I will go, too. As a reader.

Have to say that I agree wholeheartedly in regards to Simmons’ onscreen personality, and that's coming from someone who enjoyed the in jokes and epic blog posts.