so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

We wanted juicy gossip not allegations of child abuse :(.

DID SOMEONE SAY TEAM PETTY??

My husband has unfollowed her. I have decided to continue following her and like pictures of her kids and dogs and ignore the political stuff. She does the same to me. I feel like we have a detente.

I fucking hate conspiracy theorists, but this election has made me so terrified and anxious that the first thing I thought was “Reichstag fires.”

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

And he just won this election....unless Hillary comes out super strong in the debates. Because the dumbfuck pieces of shit that don't even deserve to be human will be more convinced than ever that The Mooooslems Will Kill Us All.

My cousin posts this woman’s crap on FB all the time and I have to admit to hate watching it.

will you need a lot of therapy and benzos after that?

If you had to choose between living under President Trump or having your crotch eviscerated by a pack of rabid animals, which species of animal would you pick?

I fucking hate this man.

I also think almond milk can fuck right off. It tastes fine, but it provides a small fraction of the nutritional benefits of either dairy or soy milk, and in my opinion it’s a very wasteful way to use a very water-intensive crop. I was so pumped for it too since I’m lactose-intolerant but soy and I are still bff.

Does he literally think that people collect all those straws, put them into school buses, and dump them in the ocean? Does he believe children have to walk to school now because we prioritize our buses for storing plastic straws that will be dumped into the ocean?

I got the autisms from reading this doctor’s idiot explanation.

Houston... We have a Palin.

Hey, looks like you have a similar Facebook feed to me.

*facepalm*

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”