I knew who he was, had no clue who she was. #teamold

I’m just sad that the Lord & Taylor nickname never took off.

That guy forgot to have a neck.

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

What kind of monster eats dry hamburgers? They might as well dump ketchup on it.

my conspiracy theory is that idris elba and t.swift are working together to bring down hiddleston to clear the way for elba bond.

Oh my gosh, 3 months of dating is almost like no time at all if you’re not famous. You’re dating just long enough to discover the other person doesn’t like cheese on their hamburgers and GIRL THAT IS WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS OVER.

Did you see what we were wearing?

maybe Trump is a result of the literal over-abundance of trash in this country - like somewhere there’s a landfill that spontaneously gained sentience and compacted itself into a human shape that now roams the country, slowly converting the entire thing into a giant trash dump.

And children wouldn’t be sexually abused if they weren’t such pathetic little wimps. Why don’t they fight back harder?

Oh yes- older generations. Sorry, their opinions about lifestyles don’t even register in my mind but yes you are right. I’ve heard that from my father, my cousin (one of the sahds)‘s parents, my in-laws, etc. You are right- I didn’t think about that. I meant people under 60 generally- people still in the work force…

It never ceases to amaze me how two average looking people can combine to make an amazingly gorgeous child. Happens all the time.

Not just leaving, but “leave her son *alone* with his father.”

100% seconded from someone who was raised by a stay-at-home dad while my mom was working. My dad was (and still is) a great, involved and supportive parent. TBH, he’s always been the more emotionally supportive parent and the one I seek out when I’m having a bad day. Now, when I need help on my taxes, or have a math…

It’s definitely a weird place to be in. My husband and I both work white collar jobs but I struggled with severe post partum depression that had him playing the role of primary parent for her. I am endlessly grateful for having a partner who didn’t look at raising a child like it was entirely my job. It’s important to…

I’ve started just going “I TOTALLY agree” and then stating the opposite opinion. It’s hilarious. People are like “I don’t think you understood me...” and then you can be like “Oh my goodness, you’re so right” and restate your opposite opinion. People have no idea what to do.

A certain in-law’s response to anyone questioning his presidential choice is interrupting them and chanting “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” loudly and at length.

I feel like we aren’t really addressing the root of the problem: WHO IS STILL LEAVING VOICEMAILS in 2016?

Hey Hey Hey! Please look at how he was elected. He did not get a majority in either run. 37.6% the first time. 48.2% the second time. We had strong third party candidates. This is why I fear these morons who are all about voting third party because of their conscientious objection to Hillary Clinton. I’ve seen what…

I always assume if someone has a big issue with a specific town it’s because they got a large speeding ticket there.