I had friends who got married right out of college and didn’t have any money. They collected old broken jewelry, single earrings, etc. from family members and melted it down for the gold to make a ring.

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

ASK A GHOST WHERE UR SHIT IS GHOST GUY

Seeing “I Texted...” with an arrow pointing to an eggplant made me think Tyler Henry is a lot naughtier than his bow-tied persona makes it seem.

I could have lived a long, happy life not knowing what kind of dick Ashton Kutcher has.

There were a few times when you could see her take a breath to compose herself - she’s a magnificent speaker and you could really see the gravity of her mission and now passionately she believes in it.

I also thought she looked choked up. I think she just gets it - as someone who has helped break barriers already, seeing a woman she and her husband trust and have worked with, do it AGAIN, and to know the impact that could have on her daughters and little girls around the country and the world, that means a lot to…

Was it just me, or did she look/sound a little emotional when she said the line about her daughters being able to take for granted that a woman could be president? I don’t know why, but I wasn’t expecting that from her. Not because I don’t think Michelle would care about big milestones in women’s achievement, but just…

Sorry but it’s the first thing I thought of.

This is the most romantic thing I’ve ever read. They’re right up there with Gomez and Morticia Addams and Nick and Nora Charles for Relationship Goals.

I just went on my first business trip and had my first Cheesecake experience, in San Diego. It was astoundingly bland. Astounding!

I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: that Meghan Trainor likes the Cheesecake Factory, or that she’s so stupid to think that she wouldn’t be recognized at one. The Venn diagram of Meghan Trainor fans and people who like the Cheesecake Factory is a single circle.

I hope it’s the same intern who designed the original Trump-Pencetration logo. I’m sure it’s a staffer who also consistently tells Trump that his “hair is looking great today!”

She plagiarized Michelle Obama and rickrolled the RNC. I’m convinced that her speech writer is a 100% Grade A Troll. And I love them.

northie’s response:

I don’t care whose side you’re on, dragging a toddler into this fight is disgusting. If you think being an adult means getting back at someone by ‘looking out’ for their kid, then you’re doing it wrong.

I’m laughing at how shameless it is. White people sure do love stealing from Black people, huh?

Between this and the Trump/Pence logo, I am now convinced that there is a maybe not-so-small group of Republican operatives secretly trying to bring down Trump from the inside.

Right? I know I don’t feel like an “adult” but thought maybe it’s because I don’t have kids. But it turns out my friends with kids still don’t feel like adults.