“Would you like to see my balls? I promise they look nothing like my face!”

Or, like, he pulls the ultimate surprise and lists Elizabeth Warren as his VP without asking first. Or he decides to serve as his own VP, because no one else is up to the task.

I agree, and I also think he read Trump completely wrong: This just draws attention to Newt, when Trump likes attention drawn to Trump.

Meh, Trump could change his mind at any time. I hear he’s still strongly considering his daughter for VP.

With American civil liberty now on life support, you couldn’t really expect Newt to remain faithful to it.

I want Fred Savage to take the Live! job, but only if Daniel Stern will give voiceover of what he is really thinking when he is doing interviews.

I read once that there was a year between the I Have a Dream speech and King’s death, and during that year he was working on economic justice. People seem to skip over that part.

Well, everyone knows the only thing Dr. King ever said was that one soundbite about the content of one’s character.

I swear, you’d think MLK was the only black leader these people had ever heard of. Clearly, in his death, he’s the only one they’ll even feign respect for.

No one should serve for 42 years, but two terms is still on the short side. When you don’t have long-serving senators, the most experienced people on Capitol Hill are lobbyists and staffers. You know, people nobody elected.

I would like it if he did and then you were super embarrassed.

Yeah I mean he landed in rehab for a reason, but as I recall at one point afterwards he was talking about the drinking/drugs/party days in terms of depression and grief over a loss, so I feel for him. And apparently he’s a good dad and has been very vocally supportive of LGBT rights in Ireland (and his gay brother…

I’ve always liked him and I don’t get the distaste it seems like a lot of people have for him. Disclaimer, I have a thing for Irish dudes, but still.

Hope she doesn’t wind up with a shmexually shmansmitted shmisease.

I always felt like he was like Charlie Hunnam minus the hoodrat vibes that hunnam tends to give off.

Unless Jon Lovitz is the father, I’m not interested.

And then Jesus, then a job with an uncle's plumbing company, then a wife named Brittnee and two kids named Jaxyn and Camryn, and now he’s really torn up about supporting Trump’s policies but not wanting to vote for someone who obviously doesn’t care about appearing to be a good Christian.

Sounds kinda close to *SYNESTHESIA* - which is like, WAAAAAAAAAAAY cooler. :)

Can I confess something? I’ve tried, and I just don’t like lip gloss. Like, at all.