Okay.

I somehow got through life without reading many of the classics, so I’m reading Jane Eyre right now. Surprisingly good!

“Such an interesting question! And nuanced-I mean....what does “abortion” even mean? Probably a lot of things to a lot of people. Like the word “marry” did you know it can mean happy OR to legally bind yourself to several different women? Also....Did you ever hear about my first hotel, beautiful, spectacular, a…

How could he possibly know that?

Fuck off Miles Teller.

Luckily middle names are harmless. He can just use the initial.

The fact that she repeatedly refers to their son as “MY son” tells me everything I need to know about The Donald.

The continued referring to her son as “MY son” not, “THEIR son.” ......

No, it was confirmed when she dated and introduced her children to Sean Penn. Assholes, the both of them.

I mean, seriously. I cannot even believe that i almost feel bad for him. I have to imagine press like that has to be upsetting, but the worst of it is that the overall response is of utter disbelief because the general consensus is that you are irredeemably unfuckable. Like, that has to really sting on so many levels.

Finally I get to share my story publicly in a setting where people WANT to hear it!!! In December 2014, I started having really massive stomach cramps. I thought perhaps I had eaten something bad, or was PMSing, but these cramps were constant. I couldn’t sleep, I stopped being able to eat. I couldn’t stand up…

First off - the fact that this man has no empathy and is clearly a narcissist is one thing. But can we please acknowledge that he can not even speak about “women” or “women’s issues” without talking as if he’s speaking to men about them? By that, I mean he will keep saying “I’m gonna be so good for women. Women love…

“SHE IS THE DOWNFALL OF WESTERN SOCIETY”, he cries into his hands full of semen

A little red fish.

hmmm i dont trust his face

Really? He looks like Donald Trump, when he was younger and spray tan hadn’t been invented.

*ahem* Uh... I am not actually Spider-man. I, uh, have never even met him. *shuffles feet* He seems like a great uh guy, though? *cough* *blush* *looks at feet*

I was really hoping they were going to go for that her eggs were somehow fertilized by OJ just to bring everything full circle. Lame.

That dog is a Dustin Hoffman if I ever fucking saw one.

Ooof. Iggy really cannot catch a break. I would have said that her engagement to Nick was the one positive thing in her life. Guess not. But, honestly, who dates/marries a NBA player and expects him to be faithful? On the other hand, how dumb can you be to cheat and start just rambling off about it like that?