How could he not be aware of the stereotype when the crux of the joke is that Black Australians drink a lot? (According to the stereotype)

That’s weird, I always thought Kate Moss had a lot of experience with fresh powder.

As someone who works in the abortion field, I am SO appreciative of this segment. John has done more to sum up what is going on in a digestible 16 minute clip than I could ever do. When you’re in the field you can obviously talk for HOURS about any topic, because you have a lot of knowledge, but also because you see…

I honestly think human babies are some of the least-cute mammal babies. Sometimes I feel like a robot when people are like, “Oh, aren’t you the cutest thing!” to a baby and I’m like, excuse me, have you literally never seen a puppy?

Yup. Her and Dottie Sandusky are cut from the same cloth. Dreadful creatures who lack an ounce of compassion, humility, remorse or shame.

Yeah, but Galaxy Quest is great in spite of Tim Allen, not because of him. He is inarguably the worst part of that movie, even if/no matter how much you hate Justin Long.

GALAXY QUEST WAS AMAZING AND PERFECT AND HOW DARE YOU FORGET IT.

That link tho:

Well..... Never say no one. (Rule 34)

How dare you deny their love. Their hot, sweaty, potentially catatonic love.

at the risk of sounding horrible, that right there might be the only reason religion is worth anything: perspective

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.

Good. Discrimination is:

We are ALL Neil deGrasse Tyson’s subordinates and you know it.

You and I have very different outlooks on this. I don’t know if it’s true that “people cheat all the time”, but if it is, then that really sucks for 50% of the population. (Unless you’re saying that literally everybody is cheating, which I don’t buy either.) Yes, a lot of people cheat on their significant others, but…

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

After both of my kids were born (one c-section, one vaginal), I was given tylenol and advil to take together for pain relief. When I get my delightful non-aura migraines (fortunately much more rare now — I swear my pregnancies killed some of my prior problems), the only thing that gets rid of them is combinations of…

Oh, totally, which is why I said in my post that I “use NSAIDs sparingly”. I use it so sparingly that 1-2 Advil will knock out serious aches and pains for pretty much the whole day.

The greatest example of this problem is fucking Matthew McConaughey winning a best actor Oscar for Dallas Buyers Club over Ejiofor in 12 Years a Slave.

There is no reason this man shouldn’t be in more stuff. He is an incredible and versatile actor—he’s been on the stage, he’s done comedic stuff, drama, thrillers. Chewie’s also the one man who could steal me from my husband!