Is Calvin considered an “ethnic name” in Scotland?

No matter what she does, time will march on and take its toll. Eventually you lose the “BOD”. But pizza. Pizza is eternal.

Over Galentines Day brunch on Saturdays, my friends and I were discussing that if given the choice between having a body like Giselle and never eating anything delicious again, we would choose pizza every time.

Wait, Calvin Harris is not his real name? And his real name is Adam Wiles? Isn’t that kind of a lateral move? I mean, changing your name to “Vin Diesel” or “Tom Cruise,” okay, because those are dope stage names compared to the real ones, but both of this guy’s names are equally generic...?

It’s because they’re using chromosomes as a way of avoiding saying penis and vagina, and in South Dakota, if it’s determined you have neither, they stone you as a witch.

But what about Sturgis? I have heard that biker rally is like the TED conference for both the Dakotas...

Speaking as a trans woman, this couldn’t be more true. That’s where we take gender norms to destroy them, and it’s also the main conversion site where we recruit the children. This is a crushing blow against our war on The American Way.

I'm going to generalize here but the trans community absolutely LOVES Mount Rushmore, I could see this really hurting them.

These assholes’ heads would explode if they realized that they want to make it a law that this man MUST use the women’s room:

W’s speech read more like a 3rd grade report on What I Did During My Summer Vacation.

I know the Clinton / Sanders competition is a hot button topic around here, but I for one am pleased that Dem voters have two very qualified candidates to pick from. It seems highly revealing that the Republican contest is such a clown car cluster fuck. There really is no clear “winner,” just who is less of a total…

Yeah, to me that detail is important. It shows she was confident enough in the situation to say no, and he was respectful enough to accept it. That’s not something that can be said about every groupie/rock star encounter, you know?

“I also can’t ignore that Lori had already said no to David once, and had every reason to think it’d be safe to do so again.” <— Bingo.

since we routinely ask POC to speak for their race as a whole, as a white person, i apologize for my whole race’s bullshit. because that’s how it works, right other white folk?

Presented without comment (except that Zoe Kravitz’s caption is perfect 😂😂; CARRRRROOOOOL):

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

I don’t know. While not a match physically, he really does embody the spirit of Michael Jackson. Literally, of course. So I guess I’m okay with it.

I'm on board. I mean the dude was so young and in such good shape. Like where even was Obama that night? Does he have an alibi?

I’ve been thinking about it. April really wasn’t bad at all.

I love how Vivid always throws their hat in the ring of any controversy by offering people a million dollars to fuck on camera.