I am an absolute sucker for all romantic comedies, all stupid chick flicks, all horrifically cheesy movies - i’m also a mom of young children - and I have never wanted to see a movie less.

Even your always apt description could not prepare me for the absolute kitty litter dumpster Fire that was that preview. I'm embarrassed for everyone, even Katre Hudson whom I thought might finally be beyond embarrassment.

Jared Padalecki is returning to Gilmore Girls.

No. EVEN WITH THOSE ABS, HE IS STILL THE WORST RORY BOYFRIEND.

I swear to god, IF CHRISTOPHER FUCKS STUFF UP ON GILMORE GIRLS AGAIN...

I think it actually is a picture of Amber Rose. I guess her assistant takes care of her IG.

Ahhh! That hadn’t crossed my mind and now my butt hole is clenching.

My thoughts exactly

I think my favorite moment was from the 2012 campaign when Romney tried to come at Obama about the lack of ships in our Navy in comparison to 1916 and Obama went "we also have less horses and bayonets" He's clever as hell honestly.

If I were you I would get your nails painted as well. The even buffing the nail can leave some micro jagged edges. Painting the whole nail and the edge of the nail will make the surface smoother. I prefer gel nails. Your husband should also get some fleets saline enemas to clean himself out. Hep A is all that fun or…

I’m 30 weeks pregnant and I was militantly pro-choice before, and yet somehow even more so now.

I kept saying this while I was pregnant. There is just so much both during and after that no one tells you about. And I considered myself pretty well-informed before. Its just ridiculous. I just kept saying how hard it would be to be young/not supported/in school/ whatever.

Thanks! We’re pretty stoked, and hopeful that it “takes.” Stick around and wreck my heartbeat, lil’ chickpea.

Maybe if she just took off those glasses...just maybe she might be stunning. But who can really know since she’s wearing glasses!

Want to really highlight how sexist they are? Reverse the gender and try not to giggle.

as adorable as she is sexy

the study found that companies with women in senior management positions were more profitable

Johnny Depp’s fingers are way too long.

A line I heard on NPR this morning, from a (dead serious) New Hampshire woman describing how they differ from Vermont denizens: