NOOOOOOO

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

If my (nonexistent) boyfriend got me a cream to make my ass and my boobs bigger for Valentines Day, I would seriously reconsider the relationship. Nothing says romance like, “Your ass and tits could use a little work, babe.” Is this why I’m single? If so, I’ll keep it that way.

You know, the only people who have it worse off than white people in this country are rich white people.

Ok but to be fair. Cruz is only 45. So at least when he turns back the clock 50 years we can terminator style kill his mother so that he’s never been born. I guess that makes us sky net but like maybe they’re just a little misunderstood?

Right? Like, how many other quality musicians have gently told Chris Martin that he should stop writing music?

He’s literally that guy on campus who plays guitar all day and tries to sleep with freshman

I REALLY wish people would stop talking about how marriage is archaic and awful and on and on. It’s not for everyone, and if it’s not your thing, that’s totally fine. But I’m engaged and looking forward to formally committing to the man I love, and it bugs me to have people who haven’t had luck with marriage give me…

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

I’m just going to say it.

May we all be blessed to age as well as Lauren Graham. For Pete’s sake, the woman hasn’t aged a day.

Stassa where are you going???

So I got a text from an unknown (to me) 917-area code number at 5.40AM today. “Catastrophic attempt at a colonoscopy yesterday. Will email details.”

I know it looks like Pinterest threw up everywhere but I'm super happy with how our nursery has been coming together. 30 weeks now and so ready to be done.

Voila Davis is absolutely fucking stunning.

Laverne Cox... daaaaaymmmn!!! Girl is killing it! I love seeing her style. Does anyone else follow her on FB? She’s one of the few celebs I do, I love her so much

Kerry Washington’s dress is all kinds of wrong for me, I must admit. Too wrinkly, too accidental-wrap-thats-supposed-to-be-high-fashion-but-looks-out-of-place.

“Throw in Miley and her five dogs and things get messy.”

No they don’t. But he’s totally within his rights to speak on this. And what he’s saying is 100% true. He’s being supportive and coming from a place of marginalization himself as a black person in our society. The idea that he should just keep quiet on this strikes me as really counter-productive. A black actor can…