Yes, that would be a problem and that is probably what’s gonna happen.

Where does all the poop go? I feel like a simple fart would be in danger of prolapsing your anus with all that extra pressure on your gut.

I’m actually most concerned about this part:

There is no way this can end well. Zola’s story is funny but it’s also really dark and scary and nuanced about the grim realities that sex workers face. Maybe with a team of WoC behind it, you could have a funny, entertaining film that still struck home the darkness of the whole thing. But James Franco and two other…

Such a pretty face. So much dumb.

I know people have a lot of icky feelings of how they got together, but they really did seem to love one another. I'm really sad for her and their kids.

Get Fünke.

Meanwhile behind Kris’s back:

Absolutely fuck those people victim blaming, and saying, “if you don’t want pictures out there,” nonsense.

Amy hasn’t done as much, and I know she didn’t have much to do with the casting of Parks and Rec, but that was one of the most diverse shows on TV. Also, Broad City has been pretty diverse as well.

Those are some ugly ass babies. I love how Esme’s all like, “Fuck the fuck off, Scarlett,” and Evangline is basically a moustache-less William Howard Taft, with that featureless face and beady little eyes.

aggressively demanding, occasionally cute, warm, wet potatoes

Grade: F (Blake Shelton says he’ll make you come come hell or high water.)

• “Gwen I’m gonna make you come come hell or high water!”

it’s just a side-by-side comparison of Khloe (taken several years ago) and Sydney Simpson in which they look, well, fine, they look like half-sisters.

• If you don’t wear frayed denim this week, I’ll glue headphones to your ears and play The Fray until you do.

TL:DR: STOP THREATENING MY MASCULINITY I HAVE A PENIS AND EVERYTHING.

Do we think if Jeb had run first instead of W that fates would be reversed? Or is Jeb! really just that sad?

I like, almost feel sorry for Jeb. Almost.