good thing here in the US we don’t have easy access to....uh....crap.

You need to make this into a quiz and it needs to be posted on Jez.

Read this at the doctor, post blood pressure check. I should have them recheck it for shits and giggles.

“The bride and groom unintentionally posed in front of a garbage dumpster, foreshadowing the first few years of their marriage.”

The family gathers to reminisce on the George W. Bush administration.

Other things that implode. Ranked. 1. Dying stars. 2. Dying stars ( like Lindsay Lohan) 3. The Final season of Lost. 3. Your face sans helmet in space. 4. My brain after one to many vodka tonic. 5. Those big bouncy castles. 6. Fortuitous ness. 7. Pilates. 8. More stuff.

Charge him? So is she a professional escort/snuggler?

I’m not okay with some guy jerking it in front of an unwilling party, but this sounds like she was fine with it until she found out he had a girlfriend.

I could watch John Barrowman read a takeout menu for a couple of hours and be happy.

I was okay until I saw the music video for “Lazarus”. Since then I’ve been a sobbing mess.

Whenever I hear they want to return America to its roots, I’m like you want to give it back to us? The People who lived here first?

OK, I see your point. I’m in a cranky mood with Bowie and all, sorry.

Dead at 69 and the name that follows is David Bowie and not Donald Trump shows how cruel and unjust the universe is.

Cosplay needs more work:

...wait. The name of the “controlling husband” is Richard Cory? And Rachel Ward is in it? I really need to brush up on my Lifetime Movies...

This movie is a classic. And so is my stepson, my lover.

Unless they are shoving it down your throat in an evangelical way? All people are just people. One of my dearest colleagues is a former military man, and his entire office, where I take many meetings, is covered in Biblical tchtockes. He and I have bonded over our pragmatic styles and our love for animals and hate of…

OMG yes, headphones. seriously not sure if I could deal @ all without my beloved, comfy high fidelity headphones. :)

I’m a total “talker” by nature, thus always must remind myself: “These are all pod people, think “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” paradigm. *Never show jugular*, yet still be sweet as sweet potato pie,…

Hey Jezebellians!

Anyone have any good tales, tricks or hints for navigating/coping/thriving in a stoic conservative environment, when you’re like a total free-spirit?

(might just be the chirps of crickets and silverfish as answers, yet kinda curious if anyone out there can relate)

What’s your all’s thoughts on dating with those you work with? I am contemplating asking out the receptionist at work. We don’t work together or have any power over each other. I’ve been chatting with her for a bit and it’s been nice. She has never mentioned a boyfriend even when she went over all the stuff she got…