My husband gets 5 weeks plus 4 days fully paid. It’s part of why he won’t quit. He uses *all* of his pto - which sucks for me because I haven’t had steady employment and have no pto at all. He sits at home and plays video games on his “vacations”.

Hahaha, as if most of us have jobs we can do online. Sure, Kasich can bullshit about maternity leave without leaving the house, but my pregnant coworker can’t wipe any virtual asses.

I LOVE how people just casually suggest that working from home is equivalent to maternity leave, like it’s so easy to work while caring for a newborn. The first three months with my second born were so intense that taking a shower felt like a major accomplishment.

Every time I hear Justin Bieber’s mother moan about how abortion should be illegal because “Look at who my son turned out to be”, I shoot out a hard snort. Lady, your son is a ringing endorsement for why abortion should be legal, cheap and readily available.

Dammit. And there I was, all these years, making love on a bed FOR WAR.

Oh, fuck the hell off, Bieber.

Still as true today as it was 12 years ago when Jon Stewart demolished Carlson on Crossfire.

“You are lucky I noticed you” ???????

More cameo-covered power to them. I hope they’re happy together. But it feels like Gwen is doing that thing that lots of us have done where we lose our own personality and become whatever the SO is. In this case, she’s now a woods-lovin’, realtree-wearin’ country girl.

I’m concerned for Fan #1. She refers to someone she has never met, who doesn’t (probably) even know she exists, as the person who means the most to her? Is it me, or is that bizarre?

This gif is terrorism.

What other celebrity couples do you ship?

This woman, worth at least many millions, ordered Dominoes pizza and she’s complaining about “subpar” jail.conditions. Was she hoping for the Goodfellas suite where she could dice garlic over slow cooked veil and enjoy expensive red wine? In conclusion: Fuck her straight to hell, and tack on some significant years…

I’m not a comic, but I’m what most people would refer to as an assertive, strong woman with a fierce sense of humor. Part of the reason I stayed with my abuser for so long was that I bought into my own mythos as a “strong woman”, and believed that anything he did that was hurtful wasn’t abuse because I wasn’t capable…

I think it’s really difficult to parse out inner versus outer feelings of attraction. I genuinely think of myself as deeply unattractive (I don’t make jokes, cause I’m not a humorous person, but I do go on long intellectual ramblings about it), even though I am much closer to “conventionally attractive” than some…

Yes, I definitely think it’s more the (perceived) fact of being a non-traditionally attractive woman who believes herself to be undesirable that results in the exoskeleton rather than the career. My job is pretty damn far from comedy/acting/performance of any kind and, lemme tell you, I’m the funniest, most…

OMG - that would be effin’ EPIC!

Genuinely thought it said MARTIAL ARTS DRAMA about Queen Elizabeth.

100% here for this.

People work through their issues in deeply personal ways.