In rural Wisconsin, this shit was still going on in the mid-90s. Someone spray painted an anarchy symbol on the local masonic lodge and there was like a two page spread in the local paper investigating whether or not the high school students had been won over by satan.

Oh, god, you and me both. Her son had moved to Spain and never came home and “it broke her heart”.

Yeah, she also told me this on the third day I worked with her. We shared a cube for two years. She never knew I was an atheist.

Yes. But also, super Christianity like this is just effed when it comes to the sex. I used to work with a woman whose son — when he was eight — was sodomized by the leader of their church in Texas. The boy went to his parents and another couple in the church. The parents were asked by the church council to leave the…

Solidarity.

Stuffed crust pizza = you will be a good and fun parent. Your hypothetical child wins.

Somehow I can see Donald Trump stealing a sports almanac and making it happen.

I think of him as a real life Biff Tannen, with more money.

Don’t forget that she is a trained mechanic circa WWII!

I had a medical abortion about five years ago and same, I was so glad.to have the option and not overly sad about the whole process. The worst I felt was on the morning I took the second pill, mostly, I think, because I was stressed. I had read so many really frightening stories on the internet (I know, I know) and…

I am also in gallbladder hell right now + newly pregnant, nauseated. My only suggestion is chicken or vegetable broth with rice. It’s filling, non-fatty and hydrating. I have been dealing with this funked up gallbladder for years and am finally starting to lean toward having it out after talking to my aunt who had her…

Millenials are the new Boomers.

This is brilliant and I very much enjoy the reference to her over-buying of limes. Perfection.

Barton, Wisconsin is in Harding County. There is a liquor store there called Warren G.’s and as a child I wondered why Warren G had a crappy liquor store in western Wisconsin. Life is full of disappointments.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. I was equally freaked out by this, but not as freaked out as I was at the dude who was SMOKING at the pump this morning. Smoking. While pumping gas.

A HS friend of mine got married at 20. Her mom was 18 when she had her. None of us could drink at the bachelorette party, but she was like, "WE CAN GO TO STRIPPERS! AND YOU GUYS CAN DRIVE AND I CAN DRINK!" We did not want to do that because why?! Now I realize that this woman was the age I am now and had three kids by…

It’s like normally I only see Donald Trump as one big, grotesque blob. But here, in this picture, I can appreciate specifically how fucking repulsive his nostrils are. Is that nose hair? Boogers? Brain melt?

Same, kind of. I ran around and did the bridal dress thing, but I am a plain girl with butch style and I felt STUPID in them. Like I was playing dress up. I never wear white. I looked washed out. Bridal consultants said, “Oh, go for a blush then!” as if wearing pink would help me feel less weird. I haven’t owned…

You know it. When they aren’t crazy, they are shopping.

Literally five minutes after I posted that, I ran into the same jackass in the kitchen here at work. He was bitching about his wife “spending all my money on internet shopping for the kid.”