Truth.

If that was grounds for murder, I would literally be sitting at my desk alone, except for the hollowed-out corpses of my co-workers.

Would be good for a GB Packer game.

I read this three times thinking it said “He shit rock”.

He really looks like a different person with dark hair and a beard though! Superman looks like Superman except with glasses.

You know, I will mourn the loss of the Chris Evans beard. I think that guy is attractive as paste (both physically and emotionally) in the Captain America stuff. But durnit if he wasn’t fairly attractive in Snowpiercer. I did not even know it was the same guy until he got to that line about hating that he knows what…

I see we had the same childhood.

Yep. I know SMART people, like real, smart capable people, who truly believe that the “body will heal itself” given the proper nutrients.

My husband and I were together nearly eight years before we married. An unplanned pregnancy (aborted) kind of forced some issues (and also my hormones were really messing with me).

I have no problem with people getting work done either, but I like it better when people own it (not that they have to). BUT she's really is still a kid. Screwing with your features when you haven't grown into them physically or mentally makes me kind of sad. In other words, what I hated about myself at 17, I am…

Thank you! I was at a Macy's and they seemed so confused when I asked for something non-spanxy. I did find like a half rack in the back of the store with two half slips on it, but that was it.

Regarding her features, she has claimed her full lips are just a make up trick. I am not a makeup artist, but my takeaway from this is girl's lips aren't real and her choices are questionable (not surprising, I guess).

Whoa.

I did the same thing! But didn’t I read an interview where he was saying really nice things about his wife?! Oh...that was Bill Hader. SNL bland guys are bland.

And you can't do crazy homophobic dude without adding this from the Onion.

That's the truth. Slips without spanx are unicorns now. I don't want to sweat in spandex bondage, I just don't want people to be able to see my underwear!

I think a fair number of jewelers allow for exchanges or are willing to sell a diamond set in a solitaire setting for surprise and then you can go back to pick something out together.

This is wonderful.

On Friday night, Ms. Woodley enjoyed a fine meal of June bugs with her extended family. A wonderful time was had by all!

I recently had make up done for a work photo shoot. I have Eugene Levy-level eyebrows that I tweeze into something slightly less dramatic, but generally wear big and fairly natural. The make up artist tried to fill my brows anyway. It looked like someone took a sharpie and drew eyebrows on me.