I just think June Allyson is too smiley and uncomplicated for Jo.

What?! I feel like I need to see this, no matter how horrible it is.

This

If it makes you feel any better, two of the most creative, intelligent guys I have ever met also happen to be two of the best fathers I have ever met. Awesome, brilliant weird kids. Sure, there's no money in either of those families, but there is a ton of love and good vibes. :-)

Thank you. Madam Trash Heap still gets pulled out in my family when we want to be definitive about something. It's great because no one can call you a bossy dictator of you call yourself a trash heap.

Best: Hepburn Little Women

Although I hear you, I never hated Amy for marrying Laurie. That shit is fair game and totally worked out the way it should have. It's more just her being annoying, shallow, and as mentioned by others, the burning of manuscripts. Amy is that sister you love, but you can't have the kind of emotional closeness with…

He does the same weiner trick, and also sits because he doesn't want to touch the seat. He is a super clean person. Trust me, this annoys him more than it annoys me.

Yes, yes, yes! My grandma showed me this trick, and when you have a cold and feel like dealing with throwing away the snot rags might be the effort that finally kills you, this method is THE BEST.

My husband sits, which is wonderful because it has been 12 years since I accidentally sat in toilet water. It sucks because somehow, with the mechanics of things, a lot of pee gets between the toilet seat and the rim of the toilet. He has tried to figure out how it happens, but can't. I assume errant stream. He cleans…

He does wooden, serial killer so well that I am pretty convinced he is a wooden serial killer.

You can do it! It just takes more creativity. Also, pro-tip! When you are booking halls and stuff, don't tell them it's for a wedding, just say it's a family get-together. I think hearing the word wedding = $$$. I had a friend who was calling venues for part of my list and I was calling the other half. We had one…

We did an Indian buffet for our wedding and it rocked (maybe not for the old people, they were kind of freaked out because they are straight up meat and taters types). We fed 50 people for $800 or something (including sodas and tea, but not alcoholic drinks).

No family in Cedar Rapids, but will file in the case we drive through. Thanks!

Aw, c'mon. There are provincial people every where and they should be mocked mercilessly. I live in Minneapolis, where people, will occasionally talk about being the "mini-apple", the NYC of the Midwest because of our theater scene. I once heard some asshole call St. Paul the "Boston of the Midwest" because, I don't…

After the hearing last week where the DNR said it wouldn't discount the idea of selling naming rights I told my husband, "my home state is turning into the Mississippi of the upper midwest."

So do I (now) and quite frankly, if my friends are into stuff, I don't know. Which is great. I don't need to. If anything, I feel like progressive Midwest general attitude toward kink is 'don't ask; don't tell'.

My FIL, who is extraordinarily elderly, said, during the Twilight madness, "Every twenty years or so everyone wants to be a vampire."

I verify everyone here who states that women's rooms tend to be as disgusting, if not more than men's rooms.

Right on. If he had something different to say every day, even if it was a different way to propose, it would be cute (if kept personal).