That is some Chucky-level creepiness.

For real. I click on stories about Brad and Angie just to see if there is a tidbit about Shiloh. She seems like the rockin'-est, most self-assured kid ever.

Sure it is. It's institutional patriarchy, for sure, in most cases. I am saying though, that perhaps in the younger, urban crowd, the idea of changing your name, or why you are changing your name is changing.

Yep. I re-read that like 15 times. State boarders? Do the frats take on boarders who are drug addicts? Oh, wait, no. Idiots.

I understand how you feel about the people who surround you because I have lived in places that are pretty freaking backwards in terms of people embracing their own rights, but there are a million reasons for one party or the other to change their name at marriage outside of the patriarchy.

If the Aniston/Jolie Thelma and Louise was for real, I would love them both forever.

I have never been to a massage where I wasn't asked outright at the beginning where I needed "work" done. Much like you, when I go it is for neck and back reasons. I do not need someone massaging my feet and calves and thighs. I also feel like when it is just the back, I can think of it like a medical appointment and…

Yep. I hate mayo. Tasteless slime. An office I used to work at would order Jimmy Johns's for staff meetings. Every single time, I would, expressly, demand NO MAYO. About 60% of the time, my sandwich would come dripping with mayo. Effing disgusting.

Aww. That is sweet. I had a client that I worked with through my former job. Old farmer, always hitting on me in the most un-disgusting way ("you need to get me a picture of you so I can put it on my fridge and make my wife jealous" type stuff coupled with a wink - no touching, nothing dirty). He was in his nineties…

What is wrong with people? Really. Wow.

And Vonnegut was none to impressed with him.

I desperately, desperately did NOT want a registry. I don't like asking for things. I don't particularly like getting gifts (not that I don't appreciate them or anything, I just happen to really prefer picking out my own things and paying for them myself). Our wedding was small, 50 invitees including family.

I don't know. He had some weird manscaping going on in The Fall too. At one point he was shirtless and my husband said, "his pecs look like butt cheeks and that hairy thing he left between his pecs looks like a furry ass crack. All or nothing, buddy."

I have come to expect having no more than four series of British shows. They seem to tire of things more easily.

I am almost glad I missed that, although I do love me some Law and Order: UK!

If you haven't seen Scott & Bailey, a British Cagney and Lacey knock off, find it now and watch it for more Kevin Doyle acting. He's amazing at balancing creepy with sympathetic. I just didn't know how to take his character for a couple of episodes. He's pretty good!

I hate to admit it, but it was more tasteful than I thought it would be. I mean, it is not tasteful, but I imagined it to be grosser, like with fake blood and umbilical cord.

Kudos for the Nick Cave reference!

Gregory Peck is a dish, but that role, specifically, just does me in.

Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch was almost too much for my 13 year-old heart the first time I saw that movie.