Maybe I subconsciously knew that? Totally attractive people who are completely boring looking. Blandsome all the way.

Somehow it makes total sense that she would take the same route as Paltrow. My immediate thought was, "Well, she is married to Ben Affleck, isn't she?" Nope. Ryan Reynolds. Same difference.

He is shot like a crying Jesus.

It is discriminatory. Men on paternity leave (if they are lucky enough to have any) are likely not held to the same standard. That being said, I do understand banks weighing their risks.

Right on. Every time I end up at some Midwestern pot-luck style event and an aunt or a cousin calls whatever horrible concoction that they brought "crack" mix/dip or "better than sex" brownies/cake/cookie I know it's going to be either:

You say Iggy, I think Pop.

Yep, the Germans have a word for that: Fremdschamen.

I am more confused by the sweat pant pleats or whatever the hell is going on in that Solange cover photo.

I am in love with how the two girls standing in front of her look like they are holding their bows and wishing Kim would STFU.

Buddy, for real. The world is not black and white. Nothing is. Feminism is not one monolithic thing.

Got it. So things can't be about gender and power and religion. I did not "come to see your point". You did not bring me to the light. Because I am capable (despite my small lady brain that apparently spends most of it's time trying to emasculate people) of understanding that there are very few things in this world…

Maybe you don't think that gender discrimination, especially in our modern workplace, is a thing anymore. You might want to listen to this. As a woman, although I am generally treated well in my workplace, I am part of a department that is all women in a firm that is otherwise 95% male. I know that I work for a…

Seth MacFarlane: On one hand, his entire body of work and that boob song. On the other, propping up Reading Rainbow, making the Cosmos reboot happen. I might be more conflicted about whether or not to like him than any other famous person.

I love the cation on the photo more than the photo itself. "A dateable guy knows how to post bail."

In the thumbnail on the main page, I thought Assange was Derek Jacobi and I thought 'hey, awesome!'.

Sookie was nice, mild-mannered, whatever, but it was also such a huge deal. She is a heavy lady who was represented as being lovable and worthy. She was a chef, but it wasn't treated like she is a chef because she loooooovvvvveeeess food. She was good at her job, good at being a wife, and a good mother. I don't…

I can't imagine, at this point, who would willingly admit to sleeping with her, but there was a time when that conquest would have been something that these guys would have been proud about.

For real. I know that Kim is half plastic and sometimes looks it, but that is the picture of a good looking family right there. And North. I am NOT one of those people who is all "nomnomnom, babies!" but I would like to spirit her away from the Kardashian ruckus and raise her as my own. Cutest celebrity baby ever.

Oh dear. That's. Wow. So it worked, right? ; )

Royal Wilder was the name of Almonzo's brother of Little House on the Prairie series fame. I thought it was the world's coolest name at the time. But I was eight, so, you know, things have changed. It also begs the question, what kind of name is Almonzo.