sconnie1984
Sconnie1984
sconnie1984

You’ve obviously never been to Stillwater.

You mean, over leaving Stillwater or wherever the shit they are in Oklahoma?

I think this says more about the school you attended than anything else.

Trainer: What’s your name?

Leroy Hoard who had an all-time fat back quote: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.”

The Braves graduated from Trump University?

Too overt, it needs to be subtle.

Just a few days ago the Mets fan in the office was mocking the Braves fan over the reports that they were going to sign Tebow.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

I’m a Wisconsin fan who HATES Nebraska, but I’m right with you. You should be proud of your program tonight as well as Fresno State fans. That was a terrific tribute.

It also looked like they were encouraging the fans to cheer louder. Sometimes nice things happen in sports.

Fresno State declined the penalty, too.

You are an ungreyed Deadspin commenter and you think cursing makes the writers sound ignorant? You are truly the white whale.

In what way are money managers and stock pickers not a bunch of motherfuckers?

I thought people from NJ usually took credit for stuff from New York, not Connecticut

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Good thing you’re around to explain which politicians he’s allowed to think don’t care about black people and which ones do